Ha>  I have this one down, only kid with a strong minded Mother!

  It is not fun to fall into the toilet. 

 Ha>  I like here already she had a good sense of humor hard to find in a
 Ha> lady in today's world.

  She was a gem. However, in some of the dry pun humor I had, she wasn't
too thrilled with. The beauty of the pun is in the groan of the recipient,
as I'll note below.

 Ha>  For me that would have been great, meeting someone in the modem world
 Ha> and then to enjoy doing things with her on the bulletin board.

  She ended up becoming my Co-Sysop.  

 Ha>  I have to thank you though, I have not laughed this hard in a long
 Ha> time, thank you!

  Here are two more to make you smile at the end of 2022.

1) For Catholic couples who get "intimate" at certain times of the month,
they are going to have them play the music of B.B. King while they get
"frisky"...it'll be known as the "Rhythm And Blues Method". ("Oh, it hurts
me so bad!!" <BG>.

2) This couple, two amateur radio operators, were getting ready for bed,
and the wife is "Really Wanting It". <G> She said "Beat Me! Whip Me!".

  Well, her husband didn't have anything handy...so he went out to the
garage to remove the magmount antennas via the "quick disconnect" (for a
quickie), and they proceeded to thrash each others nude body.

  Now, THAT IS NOT MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME...but if that's what the couple
wants to do, and they're amenable to it, more power to them.

  Anyway, the stinging welts proved to be unbearable a few days later, so
they went to the area Emergency Room. The doctor has them both strip butt
naked, and asks if they got the welts from having sex.

  They tearfully confessed that they did...and the doctor growled "I thought 
so. That's the worst case of van-aerial disease I've ever seen". <BG>

  I was talking to my wife's Mom at the time on the speaker phone, and when
I got to the punchline, my wife screamed "OH, NO!!" at the dry pun humor;
but my mother-in-law was laughing hysterically. When she got done laughing,
she told me "Go you your room". <BG>

 Ha>  Take care my friend!!!

  I've been fighting either the flu or something else for over a week
now. One night, I had chills (at least no nausea or vomiting), but with
a threat of storms yesterday, I took some medication, shut the BBS down
(to avoid damage from a renegade lightning strike), and crashed for over
14 hours.

  It looks like Arkansas will get the first tornado watch of 2023 on
Monday...and things could get rough around here, unfortunately. Arkansas
is in the east end of "Tornado Alley", and the west end of "Dixie Alley".
With the latter, most of our tornadoes occur at night...where you can't
see them coming...and with all the hills and curved roads in the state,
you can forget about "storm chasing".

Daryl

... Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery??
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