"Lemon Pickers Needed" read the ad in the newspaper.

Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, read it and decided to apply 
for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.

She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed 
far too qualified for the job.

She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and a master's 
degree from Michigan State University.

For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker and also as a school 
teacher.

The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are 
well educated, and have an impressive resume.

"However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking 
lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said.

"I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, 
and once for Hillary."

She started work yesterday.

(Heh-heh.)

Later,
Sean

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