"Lemon Pickers Needed" read the ad in the newspaper.

Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, read it and decided to apply
for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.

She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed
far too qualified for the job.

She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and a master's
degree from Michigan State University.

For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker and also as a school
teacher.

The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are
well educated, and have an impressive resume.

"However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking
lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said.

"I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama,
and once for Hillary."

She started work yesterday.

Later,
Sean

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