Weak Hurricane Hilary Performance Blamed On Russian Interference

SOURCE: The Babylon Bee

LOS ANGELES, CA - Once-powerful hurricane Hilary was downgraded to a tropical
storm as it made landfall over the weekend. What the sources predicted would be
complete devastation has instead turned out to be a slight drizzle in the air,
increased humidity, and increased instances of Californians saying "Wow, it's
wet out there."

"There's only one possible reason this hurricane failed to make it across the
finish line and lay waste to the southwestern U.S.," said local meteorologist
Chip Bliddims in this morning's broadcast. "Russia clearly meddled with our
hurricane."

Rumors of Russian interference had been swirling ever since the World
Meteorological Organization named this latest storm "Hilary." With the storm
proving to be weak and underwhelming, those rumors have become serious warnings
from intelligence officials regarding Russia's ability to control America's
weather and devastate ratings for news channels everywhere. "Be on the alert,"
said former FBI director Andrew McCabe. "This has all the earmarks of Russian
weather manipulation technology."

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