Toddlers Discover More Of Biden's Classified Documents Inside Easter Eggs

SOURCE: The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A group of young children participating in an Easter Egg
hunt at the White House found themselves at the center of unexpected
controversy after they discovered more of President Joe Biden's classified
documents hidden inside some of the colorful Easter eggs. Parents alerted the
FBI, who then arrived on the scene to investigate.

"We were just having a normal egg hunt when little Samuel found a bunch of
top-secret documents," said one child's father, Thomas Gordon. "He ran towards
me waving a stack of papers and started asking me why the government is
selling captured alien weapons technology to the Chinese.
Then FBI agents tackled him. This is the worst Easter egg hunt ever."

When asked for comment, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre was
evasive. "We have no knowledge of these so-called 'top-secret' documents," she
said at a press briefing following the egg hunt.

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