From: https://tinyurl.com/mtp2d9m2

'Pfizer+' Monthly Booster Subscription Program Announced
Health ┬╖ Aug 19, 2021 ┬╖ BabylonBee.com

NEW YORK, NY - Following the popular trend of providing consumers constant
access to products or services they think they need, Pfizer has announced a
subscription service that will provide monthly COVID-19 vaccines to all
members, called Pfizer+.

Pfizer+ offers the following additional benefits:

    Monthly vaccine booster
    Access to some of Pfizer's other popular drugs
    Gold badge for social media virtue signals
    Video library of the mainstream media shaming unvaccinated individuals

Pfizer+ will also launch with a Super Premium Plus tier for the consumer who
just can't get enough of giant pharmaceutical companies with shady pasts. 
Benefits include:

Monthly fees for the service will be $5.99 per month, and Pfizer has
partnered with the IRS to extract the monthly fee from all taxpayers for the
foreseeable future.

On launch day, the pharmaceutical giant announced Pfizer+ subscriptions had
generated enough profits to pay for the billions of dollars in criminal and
civil lawsuits stemming from decades of false advertising, data
manipulation, bribing foreign government officials, and lying to doctors.
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