i once dreamed that i built a time machine. after i was done, i didnt know
where to go so out of boredom, i picked up a news paper to read. In it I read
that 100 years ago today was the last hanging in monroe county. I thought
that i would go back in time and witness it. So I hop in my machine and wiz
back into the 19th century stroudsburg.when I got there, i started to walk
around to see if i could find it. Now here I am in blue jeans, sneakers, and
I think it was a concert T-shirt of some type walking around 19th century
stroudsburg and people were starting to notice me. So, because I'm such a
friendly guy, I started to talk to them, telling them what I had built and
what century I was from. The concept of a machine that could take someone
back in time was uncomprehensible and they immediately labeled me as a
warlock. The towns people swarmed me and took me to the center of town and as
it turned out, I was the one they hung. I made history!