D#@> Re: Re: Windows 95 Sucks!

 >  D#@> It(win95) speeds up my BBS by a factor of 2 to 3 over plain DOS.
 >
 >  What is this?  Demon Win95 does something better than DOS?  You will
 >  regret that statement my friend; look out your window, the villagers
 >  are coming for you with their torches lit!

 All right; here it is again.  I am the INFAMOUS author of the last three
 lines quoted above.  I post this again after reading posts from four
 different people who actually thought that this was a serious statement.

 "Demon"?  "villagers. . .with their torches lit!"?  What do I have to do,
 resort to using symbols like "<g>", "<bwg>", or the even worse "" every
 time I post something not literally true?  Is that all that is understood?

 I would have bet that there couldn't possibly be four people out of all
 those reading this sub who would not have realized the above-quoted
 statement was a joke.  Apparently I would have lost money.

 Folks, it was pretty darned obvious.  'Nuff said; if I continue there
 really will be some flaming for you people to complain about.





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