For People that haven't seen my post yet here it is once more:

I exerted something here from the WWW. And I thought it be cool to post:

                         Data's Comedy Corner


Missing the strring opening narration from Kirk in Classic Trek and Picard
in the Next Generation? Well, Like Deep Space Nine, Voyager hasen't got one!
Here are some slightly (???!!! - Comms.) less than serious suggestions
for the Voyager narration:

Space, the final frontier, these are the enterprises of the starship
Voyager...It's continuing mission to bodly try to get the hell back to where
we started from, and not to lose too many security officers along the way,
since we can't stop at starbases to pick up replacements...
To boldly go where everyone has gone before... HOME!

Or perhaps like this:

Believing that she could make Paramount more money than ever thought possible,
Captain Kathryn Janeway stepped into the Star Trek accelerator... and
VANISHED! She Awoke to find herself in a quadrent of the Galaxy not her own,
urged by some not-so mysterious force to get the hell back to Earth. Her only
companions on this journay are the crews of the USS Voyager and Maquis ship.
And so Kate finds herself warping from story to story, hoping eachtime that
the next trip will be home...

Author's Internet Address:
shd94@ecs.soton.ac.uk
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