-=> Tiny wrote to Sean Dennis <=-

 Ti> There isn't enough booze in the bar to make me fall down.  I have
 Ti> an unfortunate ability to drink an obscene amount and still carry
 Ti> on a conversation and walk a straight line.

I was at the bar at a ski resort near Lake Tahoe when a friend came into the 
bar wearing unbuckled ski boots and a handful of ski clothes. He tripped, 
fell, got to his hands and knees, and without missing a beat, loudly 
exclaimed

"THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER CRAWLED *INTO* A BAR!




... The exception also declares the rule
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