-=> Mike Powell wrote to DIGIMAUS <=-

 MP> LOL, that genie knows.  

That's one of my favorite jokes as it always gets a laugh and it's clean.

Here's another one that is funny if you understand Latin: a Roman
soldier walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a martinus, good sir!"  The
bartender replies, "Didn't you want a martini?"  The Roman soldier
huffs, "If I wanted two, I'd asked for them!"

My mom laughed as she took Latin in high school. LOL

Another one:

The doctor tells a woman that she has only six months to live. He
advises her to marry a chemist and move to Toledo. The woman asks, "Will
this cure my illness?"

"No," replies the doctor, "but it will make six months seem like a very
long time."

One more for the road (reminds me of the early '90s):

A frog telephones the psychic hotline. His personal psychic advisor
tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to
know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled! "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"

"No", says his advisor, "in her biology class."

-- Sean

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